Cocaine Bear[]
I REALLY LOVE
COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
High Expectations Asian Father[]
Stung by bee?
Why not stung by A?
Y U NO[]
Nicolas Cage
Y U NO MAKE GOOD MOVIES?
Nicolas Cage's Bird Hair[]
My hair is a bird.
Your arguement is invalid.
Stare Dad[]
Son: Dad, boys are in the back yard!!!
Dad: How many?
Son: All of them...
Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!!!
Success Kid[]
Don't know a question on a test
Answer is in another question.
Rage Comic[]
Le me
Le kitteh on my lap
Petting kitteh
Purr Purr
sudden claws
ROOOOOOOOOAR
World's Most Interesting Man[]
I don't always believe in Jesus
But when I do, it's after a babysit scare.
Unwanted House Guest[]
Thunder and lightning outside the window?
Now you see me.... now you don't
Confession Bear[]
If you tell me to say 'Hi' to someone
I probably won't
Forever Alone[]
Got robbed lost night...
It's the first time I've had people over in months!
Insanity Wolf[]
Finds bear trap
TEA BAGS IT
Rage Comic[]
Dad: You stole my daughter's creativity
Troll: I'm sorry... (with a troll face) won't happen again!
Chemistry Cat[]
How often do I make jokes about chemistry?
Periodically
(starts to laugh) Oh, that was-that was too much.
Mudkip[]
(a Pokemon trainer is walking down the street until another challenges him)
Trainer: PSSH...Hey you!
(the scene goes into a battle)
Trainer: So, I heard you like Mudkips
(he pulls out two Mudkips from his jacket)
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZA!
(the Mudkips Shoop Da Whoops the other trainer)
Bad Joke Eel[]
Mexican jokes and black jokes are all the same
Once you've heard JUAN, you've heard JAMAL. Eh....? Good for you.
Clopping[]
(Rainbow Dash is seen eating skittles while the My Little Pony theme song plays. She 'orgasms' but making the entire house explode into the sky)
Rainbow Dash: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH!!!!