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Pokémon vs. My Little Pony with Thomas and friends is the tenth installment of Animeme Rap Battles and the fourth episode of Season 2. It features protagonist of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and thomas and friends animated television series, Rainbow Dash, and gordon, rapping against protagonist of the Pokémon anime and manga series, Ash Ketchum, along with surprise appearances by Twilight Sparkle, Thomas, Fluttershy, Henry, Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, and Meowth. It was released on July 8th, 2016.

Voice Actors[]

Michelle Glavan as Rainbow Dash

Caxx as Ash Ketchum

Amber "Foxy" May as Twilight Sparkle

Lizzie Freeman as Fluttershy

Brock Baker as Professor Oak and Meowth

??? as Nurse Joy

???? Thomas gordon Henry Optimus prime

Lyrics[]

Rainbow Dash:

I could make this quick,

But I'll make it even faster

You're no master trainer.

You're just a slave master!

I got an army of bronies

who shadow my every move

Your rhymes are harder to find

Than a shiny Mewtwo

gordon


Ash Ketchum:

I would catch you, Rainbow Trash,

But I already have a Rapidash

In Japan, horse is a delicacy

Thundershock, Pikachu

I'm hungry!

Tell all your little "phonies"

Its about to get deadly

'Cause I just caught a Snorlax

And gave him a 5-Hour Energy


Twilight Sparkle:

[not shown] I'll poison your Pokémon with chemicals from Monsanto

And flap my wings

When I kick your ass back to Kanto

You should have saved your game

Before you started this match

'Cause you won't just blackout

After we trample your ass

Thomas


Fluttershy:

Yo

MLP's back

After a 12-year gap

Your rhymes are so lame

We call 'em Pokémon SNAP

I care for all the animals

From rhinos to chicks

You treat your pets worse

Than Michael frickin' Vick!

Henry


Nurse Joy:

(gasp)

You Pokémon look hurt!

Let me take you for a while

Wait!

You're not Pokémon,

You're a show for a child

and Thomas gordon and Henry too !

Twilight Sparkle:

Get out of my face

With your tragic blathering

Your card game's more childish

Than Magic: The Gathering

Thomas


Professor Oak:

I'm an old man

Been whippin' pony

Since the Pony Express

Been putting work in the lab

Just made this Ponydex


Ponydex:

Twilight Sparkle

Main protagonist of My Little Pony

Also a friend of Thomas the train

and

A whiny little bitch and a phony


Rainbow Dash:

You senile old geezer

It's about time you quit this

You couldn't beat a gym leader

At 24-Hour Fitness

gordon

Ash Ketchum:

Hey!

We're more popular in Asia

Than bikes and rice

I'll shish kabob you

And turn you all into a carousel ride


Meowth:

Listen up, Ash,

Your rhymes are defective!

Here, take this bomb

It's super effective!

Pimpin' ain't easy, ponies

And I've never seen your show

But you've all got stripper names so

[not shown] Pony up the dough!

Meowth!

I LOVE BLOW!