Pokémon vs. My Little Pony with Thomas and friends is the tenth installment of Animeme Rap Battles and the fourth episode of Season 2. It features protagonist of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and thomas and friends animated television series, Rainbow Dash, and gordon, rapping against protagonist of the Pokémon anime and manga series, Ash Ketchum, along with surprise appearances by Twilight Sparkle, Thomas, Fluttershy, Henry, Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, and Meowth. It was released on July 8th, 2016.
Voice Actors[]
Michelle Glavan as Rainbow Dash
Caxx as Ash Ketchum
Amber "Foxy" May as Twilight Sparkle
Lizzie Freeman as Fluttershy
Brock Baker as Professor Oak and Meowth
??? as Nurse Joy
???? Thomas gordon Henry Optimus prime
Lyrics[]
Rainbow Dash:
I could make this quick,
But I'll make it even faster
You're no master trainer.
You're just a slave master!
I got an army of bronies
who shadow my every move
Your rhymes are harder to find
Than a shiny Mewtwo
gordon
Ash Ketchum:
I would catch you, Rainbow Trash,
But I already have a Rapidash
In Japan, horse is a delicacy
Thundershock, Pikachu
I'm hungry!
Tell all your little "phonies"
Its about to get deadly
'Cause I just caught a Snorlax
And gave him a 5-Hour Energy
Twilight Sparkle:
[not shown] I'll poison your Pokémon with chemicals from Monsanto
And flap my wings
When I kick your ass back to Kanto
You should have saved your game
Before you started this match
'Cause you won't just blackout
After we trample your ass
Thomas
Fluttershy:
Yo
MLP's back
After a 12-year gap
Your rhymes are so lame
We call 'em Pokémon SNAP
I care for all the animals
From rhinos to chicks
You treat your pets worse
Than Michael frickin' Vick!
Henry
Nurse Joy:
(gasp)
You Pokémon look hurt!
Let me take you for a while
Wait!
You're not Pokémon,
You're a show for a child
and Thomas gordon and Henry too !
Twilight Sparkle:
Get out of my face
With your tragic blathering
Your card game's more childish
Than Magic: The Gathering
Thomas
Professor Oak:
I'm an old man
Been whippin' pony
Since the Pony Express
Been putting work in the lab
Just made this Ponydex
Ponydex:
Twilight Sparkle
Main protagonist of My Little Pony
Also a friend of Thomas the train
and
A whiny little bitch and a phony
Rainbow Dash:
You senile old geezer
It's about time you quit this
You couldn't beat a gym leader
At 24-Hour Fitness
gordon
Ash Ketchum:
Hey!
We're more popular in Asia
Than bikes and rice
I'll shish kabob you
And turn you all into a carousel ride
Meowth:
Listen up, Ash,
Your rhymes are defective!
Here, take this bomb
It's super effective!
Pimpin' ain't easy, ponies
And I've never seen your show
But you've all got stripper names so
[not shown] Pony up the dough!
Meowth!
I LOVE BLOW!