Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf is the 5th episode of Animeme Rap Battles. It was uploaded to animeme's youtube channel on July 15 2013. 
Insanity Wolf vs

Insanity Wolf vs. Courage Wolf - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES-2

Voice Actors

RedMinus as Insanity Wolf

Tobuscus as Courage Wolf


The intro opens up with Alex acting like an overdramatic announcer, speaking into a microphone.

Alex: Let's get ready to rumble! My name is Alex and welcome to the show! Today we got Courage Wolf....vs....Insanity Wolf!

Insanity Wolf:

It must've taken every ounce of your courage to agree to fight me here

Do you know who I am? I'M INSANITY WOLF

I feel a baby kick, I'll kick it BACK

In the delivery room, I spawn camp, get a kill, teabag a bear trap

Watch porn in the front row class, FAP FAP FAP

Do the math, motherfucker, I'm insane

I do the cinnamon challenge WITH COCAINE

When life gave me lemons, I fucked it in the ass and gave it lemonaids

Ran into your girl the other day, with my car, Is she OK?

Courage Wolf:

You are the result of four billion years of evolutionary success

FUCKING ACT LIKE IT, and my girl's fine, we just had sex

Do the math? Well, I forgot my pencil, guess I'll take notes in your blood

God gave you lemons? Find a new god

Take the scenic route through Mordor

Walk in through the front door

So much courage, I do the worm, with a boner

You got no friends, you loner

Where's your wolf pack?

Even Jacob from Twilight could kick your ass


After a large fight, Courage Wolf finally kicks Insanity Wolf off of a cliff. Courage howls to the moon in victory, but Insanity Wolf runs back up the cliff and jumps Courage.

Insanity Wolf:

I put the fun in funeral

Laughter in slaughter

But first I'll trap you underneath the stairs, Harry Potter

Then I'll murder your parents, so your bloodline's diminshed

Then bury them, who's grounded now, BITCHES?

Courage Wolf:

I made your mom come, you could at least make me breakfast

You're a failure, I'mma swallow you and shit out Success Kid

You give nothing to society, except a headache

Where's my worcestershire? You're getting beat to a shirt steak

Insanity Wolf:

I give nothing to society? Yeah, that's a real crock of shit

I feed to homeless TO the homeless

Donate blood, ALL OF IT

I will deliver you into evil and lead you into temptation

Got a headache? I got your cure


Courage Wolf:

What doesn't kill me, better run the fuck away

Who are you again? I kicked ass and don't have time to take names

You think I'm lost? Here's a twist: I'm the final boss

Say goodbye

You've reached peak and now it's your time to die

Insanity Wolf and Courage Wolf charge at eachother. When they get to each other, the force is so powerful that it actually causes the entire planet to explode, leaving the screen in space and a piece of text stating 'To be continued..?'


  • After the camera zooms out into space, we see that the battle was happening in the New England region of the United States. However, the explosion that destroyed earth was from the North West of South American, more specifically around Colombia.
  • This is currently the only rap battle where Alex does not speak at the end, most likely because he 'died' in the explosion as well. However, he can be heard yelling before the Earth exploded.
Who Won?

The poll was created at 18:07 on August 5, 2013, and so far 375 people voted.