Forever Alone vs. Overly Attached Girlfriend - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES

Forever Alone vs. Overly Attached Girlfriend is the second Animeme Rap Battles of season 1. It was uploaded to youtube on July 1, 2013.

Voice Actors
Mick Lauer as Forever Alone

Michelle Glavan as Overly Attached Girlfriend

Lyrics
Forever Alone:

It's obvious I live a better life than you, what do you do?

Suck the soul out of anyone that dates you?

Look what I've done without a leash,

I'm big on Sims 1 and Sims 3,

I only drink socially, 40 years clean, I got a lot of friends, DVD's.

You live with the rents?

I bought me a big ass house.

It was haunted but the ghosts moved out.

What you know about tiles?

What you know about grout?

I'm a homeowner kid, take a time out.

No, don't, I've got a confession to make.

I'm only doing this gig for one thing.

Not to win the battle, but to win your heart,

'till have and hold, 'till death do us part.

Overly Attached Girlfriend:

Seriously? This is a joke

There isn't even vacancy in the friendzone.

You think you have a shot with me? Ha!

You havn't even been boned.

I already got a soul bitch, thanks to Kia,

You got a one night stand, at IKEA.

You want likes and views? Get me in a pic.

You're as popular as a stick!

I don't spit or swallow I save,

You think I want you?

I already got a slave.

You make daily runs for Jergens and Vasoline,

Carpal tunnel in your wrists,

Dirty magazines,

You smell like a fart, Bush's beans,

That dog would piss on your recipe.

Your hideous and get laid,

Less than Yoda,

Here's a paper bag,

Your head looks like a scrotum!

Forever Alone:

We could play freeze tag in the park,

and cook hot meals together,

lay down in the front yard,

and gaze at the stars forever.

Let's grow old together,

together forever,

tell our grandchildren stories,

as you suck on my lever.

Cause if your a stick, i'm a stick,

let's start a fire,

put my condoms in the freezer so they never expire,

it will take a few hours to thaw out this frozen rubber,

don't you worry about another girl except for my mother.

Overly Attached Girlfriend:

What girl? The one you beat, every time you clap?

Your head's a ballsack,

Your song was crap,

here's a sad fact,

just do the math,

see son,

you got 99 problems and a bitch will never be one,

subtract friends, subtract family,

add a sad display of emotion,

times that but no girlfriend,

can't you see?

Your answer always comes out to be,

hand lotion!

Grandkids?

There will be no fruit of your loins.

You want head, flip a coin,

You want insurance,

move to Des Moines.

If life was fair you'd be destroyed,

if the was Star Wars,

Your forever a Drone,

Starbucks,

Forever a Scone,

what i'm saying is,

you're forever unknown,

now go to your chateau,

and die alone.

Poll
Who Won? Forever Alone Overly Attached Girlfriend