Pedobear (episode)

Pedobear is the fifth episode of the first season of animeme. It was released on September 25, 2012.

Memes

 * Imma Cat

Teen Girl: IT'S NOT JUST A CONDO!

I'm a cat, mom, just accept it


 * Really Hungry Kid

You know how they say, like, God's inside you?

I hope he likes raspberry newtons, cause that's what he's gonna get


 * Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I respect other people's religion

Even if they are wrong....and burnin' like heck


 * Sudden Clarity Clarence

(gasps) A quesadilla

is just Chris Gifford’s grilled cheese


 * Pick up line Panda

Roses are red, violets are blue

(burps) I love poetry, it’s good for you

A kid male is working on his car, when suddenly, Annoying Facebook Girl pops up froms a bush, takes a picture or him, alerting him, and she goes back into the bush
 * Annoying Facebook Girl

I am so in love

No one could ever replace what I feel for him


 * Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive?

Because she's dead kids, DEAD, DEAD, DEEEEEEEAAAAAD!!!


 * Rage Comics

(A kid is rolling a spoll of duct tape after being happy. He rolls it for a while humming confused, still not finding the start of it and slowly gets more and more frustrated.)

WHERE'S THE BEGINNING OF THIS PIECE OF TAPE?!


 * Successful Black Child

I never knew my father

had such diversified portfolio


 * Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with a black person

Everyone thinks i'm no good


 * Scandalous Snoopy

Your imaginary friend is meeting at the daycare today?

Gonna have to hump the living hamper out of his leg. Yeeeeehahahah!


 * Pedobear

''A little boy and girl are riding on a rollercoaster. Suddenly, pedobear rises from the back seat''

Disembodied voice: ARE YA READY KIDS?!

''Music plays as the camera back outs. When the ride ends, Pedobear jumps out of the cart and runs away, wearing the boy's cap while Forever Alone comes up in a cart behind them, with no one else, of course.''


 * The Most Interesting Man

I don't always carry all the groceries in one trip

But when I do, I feel like Hercules


 * Clippy

Clippy: Hey, Grammy! You spell your name wrong (sighs in frustration.)


 * Grandma finds the Internet

Grandma: This really is amazing

A talking paperclip


 * Overly Attached Girlfriend

I had a dream where we played happily and I brought your family to life

Lol (lots of love)