Pokémon vs. My Little Pony - ANIMEME RAP BATTLES



Pokémon vs. My Little Pony is the tenth installment of Animeme Rap Battles and the fourth episode of Season 2. It features protagonist of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic animated television series, Rainbow Dash, rapping against protagonist of the Pokémon anime and manga series, Ash Ketchum, along with surprise appearances by Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Nurse Joy, Professor Oak, and Meowth. They other character by Pinkie Pie and T-rex It was released on July 8th, 2016.

Voice actors
Michelle Glavan as Rainbow Dash

Caxx as Ash Ketchum

Amber "Foxy" May as Twilight Sparkle

Lizzie Freeman as Fluttershy

Brock Baker as Professor Oak and Meowth

??? as Nurse Joy

??? as Pinkie Pie

Frank Welker as Tyrannosaurus Rex

Lyrics
Rainbow Dash:

I could this quick

But I'll make it even faster

You're no master trainer

You're just a slave master

I got an army of bronies

Who shadow my every move

Your rhymes are harder to find

Than a shiny Mewtwo

Ash Ketchum:

I would catch you Rainbow Trash

But I already have a Rapidash

In Japan, horse is a delicacy

Thundershock, Pikachu

I'm Hungry

Tell all your little "phonies"

Its about to get deadly

'Cause I just caught a Snorlax

And gave him a 5-hour energy

Twilight Sparkle:

I'll poison your Pokemon with chemicals from Monsanto

And flap my wings

When I kick your ass back to Kanto

You should have saved your game

Before you started this match

'Cause you won't just blackout

After we trample your ass

Fluttershy:

Yo

MLP's back

After a 12-year gap

Your rhymes are so lame

We call 'em Pokemon SNAP

I care for all the animals

From rhinos to chicks

You treat your pets worse

Than Michael frickin' Vick!

Nurse Joy:

You Pokemon look hurt!

Let me take you for awhile

Wait!

You're not Pokemon

You're a show for a child!

Twilight Sparkle:

Get out of my face

With your tragic blathering

Your card game's more childish

Than Magic The Gathering

Professor Oak:

I'm an old man

Been whippin' pony

Since the Pony Express

Been putting work in the lab

Just made this Ponydex

Ponydex:

Twilight Sparkle

Main protagonist of My Little Pony

Also

A whiny little bitch and a phony

Rainbow Dash:

You senile old geezer

It's about time you quit this

You couldn't beat a gym leader

At 24 hour fitness

Ash Ketchum:

Hey!

We're more popular in Asia

Than bikes and rice

I'll shish kabob you

And turn you all into a carousel ride

Meowth:

Listen up Ash

Your rhymes are defective

Here, take this bomb

It's super effective!

Pimpin' ain't easy, ponies

And I've never seen your show

But you've all got stripper names so

Pony up the dough!

Meowth

I LOVE BLOW!