Matrix Morpheus (Episode)

Matrix Morpheus is the fourteenth episode of Animeme. It premiered on February 8th, 2013.

Memes
If at first you don't succeed,
 * Asian Father

DON'T COME BACK HOME!

Nice legs, what time do they open?
 * Pick-Up Line Panda

Hey, can you pass me a slice of pepsi?
 * Really High Guy

No...I mean coke.

Light Molotov Cocktail.
 * Insanity Wolf

DRINK IT.

Time for some chocolate pudding!
 * Rage Comic

Opening...

RIP

YOU DISOBEYED.

YUGHUGH

BOOM!

Fuck yea.

Wishes to not die a virgin,
 * Forever Alone

granted eternal life

I'm tellin' ya. He ain't no rat.
 * Baby Godfather

Mickey is a MOUSE.

I left my wife and kids...
 * Successful Black Man

presents under the Christmas Tree

Finally works up the courage to make eye contact with a girl.
 * Bad Luck Brian

Medusa.

What if I told you...
 * Matrix Morpheus

the other pill was a roofie.