Luigi

"You don't gotta tell me who's pipes I need to fix!"

- Luigi

Luigi, alongside Mario, rap battled the Frozen Sisters as a part of the Mario Bros. in Mario Bros. vs. Frozen Sisters. He was voiced by Brock Baker.

Information on the rapper
Luigi is a fictional character from the Nintendo video game franchise Super Mario Bros., created by Shigeru Miyamoto. His first appearance was in 1983 for the video-game Mario Bros.

Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger, taller, and thinner version of his fraternal twin brother and Nintendo's mascot, Mario. He usually appears in the games as Mario's sidekick. There have been three games that had Luigi as the protagonist: Mario is Missing!, Luigi's Mansion, and its sequel, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. Nintendo called 2013 the "Year of Luigi" in honor of him.

Luigi has also appeared in several Mario spin-off games as a playable character, as well as appearing in the American TV cartoon The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, its two follow ups, The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World, and in the 1993 live-action movie of the same name, portrayed by John Leguizamo.

Lyrics
[Note: Luigi is in green, while Mario is in regular text.]

Verse 1:
Bongiorno, and welcome to our terror dome!

We've earned this throne! 400 million games sold!

You have icy hearts? We got balls of fire! Nice crown!

Sorry we missed your coronation. We were watching your parents drown!

You try to be tough, but you act in a musical!

The next time you'll hear singing, it will be at your funeral!

We don't play games like reindeer! Get it through your brain, dear!

We beat Bowser while still keeping your drain clear!

Verse 2:
Keep shooting your ice at me, you cold-hearted witch!

'Cause every time I freeze, someone blows my cartridge!

You don't gotta tell me who's pipes I need to fix!

Your singing makes me want to bash my head on these bricks!

But you can make a song about anything; really, that is a gift!

So many guys have screwed you over, you're the next Taylor Swift!

We're fat, funny, and different; you two are as plain as ice!

Two basic white girls? You probably piss Pumpkin Spice!